What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:48
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Evidence piles up that Trump's tariffs are crushing job market - Daily Kos
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Still no good.